Three Friends, a Hindu, a Muslim and a Sikh were discussing intimate matrimonial problems. How best to send a signal to the wife that the husband desired her company?
"I have evolved a formula,'' said Rehman. "All I have to say it, "Begum, you are looking like a newly-wed bride and she knows what I have on my mind''.
"I have similar formula,'' said Sham Lal. "I ask her if she is wearing the same sari she wore on the wedding night. She gets the signal.''
"Why this, round about approach?'' questioned Banta Singh. "When I want her company, I simply ring the bell and she comes over to the room''
"This is wonderful'' agreed his friends. "But how does she communicate to you that she wants your company?''
"She has her own formula,'' replied Banta Singh. She asks me "Sardarji, tuseen ghantee tay naheen vajaaee?

ABCD ల లో ప్రత్యేకత ఏమిటో తెలుసా?
ACలు చల్లదనాన్ని ఇస్తే,

BDలు వెచ్చదనాన్ని ఇస్తాయి..!

Strange Socks

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you’re
wearing, one is green and the other is blue with

PAPPU: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another
pair just like that at home.

Wife (on the phone): Where the hell are you, jerk?

Husband: Darling, you remember that jewellery shop where you saw that necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn’t have money that time and I told you, “Baby, it’ll be yours one day!”

Wife: Suddenly in a soft polite voice “Yeah, yeah, I remember, my love!”

Husband: I am at the bar just next to that shop!

Wife: Go to hell, you jerk!