Superstar Rajinikanth Jokes

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1. Basketball player: " I can spin a basketball on my finger for 2 hours,

     can  u ?

     Rajinikanth:  How the hell do u think the earth rotates?
 
2. Rajinikanth once warned a young girl to be good or else the result?

      Answer: Mother Teresa

3. Einstein said : Everything is relative.

     Karunanidhi said: Relative is every thing.

     Rajinikanth said: Iam everything.

4. Rajinikanth calls In indian Airlines: How long it takes for a flight from

     chennai to kolkata?

   Airline : 1 hour sir

   Rajinikanth: Issey accha mein paidal chala jau....

5. Once Rajini was fined by cops for overspeeding at a 75 miles/ hr

      zone........................    While walking