Never LOVE a Software Girl

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1. Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U.

2. Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband

     to be a UNIQUE key.

3. Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK

     the things and EXIT from house.

4. Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in

     INHERITANCE.

5. Never marry a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

6. Never marry a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

7. Never marry a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

8. Never marry a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

9. Never marry a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION

     of families.

10. Never marry a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in

     shooting troubles.