Stop Smoking Joke

Lady: Do you smoke?

Guy: Yes I do.

Lady: How many packs a day?

Guy: Three. Lady: How much per pack?

Guy: Ten dollars.

Lady: And how long have you been smoking?

Guy: 15 years.

Lady: So one pack is $10 and you've been smoking three packs a day, which puts your monthly spend at $900. In one year it would've been $10,800. Correct?

Guy: Yes.

Lady: If you spend $10,800 a year, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your total spend at $162,000. Correct?

Guy: Yes.

Lady: Do you know if you hadn't smoked, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after calculating compound interest for the past 15 years, you could've by now bought a Ferrari?

Guy: Yes. Oh! Do you smoke?

Lady: No.

Guy: Then where's your fucking Ferrari?