Ladies Vs Real Women Joke

* Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow! In the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

* Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying your ass on the couch, with your feet up anyway.

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* Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

* Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.

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* Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake.

* Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the sonofabitch for you.

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* Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy

* Real Women - Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.

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* Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

* Real Women - Leftover wine??