If Laloo becomes PM

What would change, if Laloo Prasad becomes India's Prime Ministe.

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National Anthem: Khana Pina Adhik Zaroorat hai...

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National Attire: Dhoti & Kurta

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National Drink: Fresh Buffalo Milk

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National Animal: Buffalo

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National Sport: Milking Buffalo (morning)

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Buffalo Race: (evening)

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Corporate Language: Enlish-va

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National Toy: A. K. 58

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National Family Planning Policy: Hum Do, Humare Dozen

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National Documentry Philm: Laloo Ban Gaya Gentleman

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National Vehicle: Buffalo Cart

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National Recreation: Pro-creation

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Laloo's Slogan: "Jab Tak Rahega Samosa Me Aloo, Tab Tak Rahega Hamara P.M. Laloo"

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