Pappu and Teacher Jokes

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO ! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS : PAPPU!

TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?

PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".

PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."

PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"

PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,

but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one

is blue with red spots !

PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to , my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as

yourbrother's. Did you copy his ?

PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no

longer interested?

PAPPU: A teacher