Jurassic park telugu remake

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Steven Spielberg's smash hit dinosaur flick "Jurassic Park" is the latest victim of

the Telugu film industry's remake factory. The blockbuster special-effects

extravaganza is being re-made for a Telugu audience , and the script will undergo

some modification to appeal to the discerning Telugu movie go - er .

"What is there in Spielberg or George Lucas? They make good films, but our film

will be better than the original . We are using Indian values to add some interest

value." said someone named Rao .

Reports reveal that the main story line will involve a dinosaur whose mother is

kidnapped by smugglers .

The dinosaur then sets off on a long journey to rescue her, discovers that the

kidnappers had killed his father over the issue of some merchandising rights , and

gets his revenge by blowing up a few helicopters .

On the way, he meets and falls in love with a girl dinosaur with big breasts and

garish clothes , and marries her at the end of the film. Efforts are on to design a

dinosaur with a moustache , as this is essential for a hero to be successful in

Telugu. here will also be some spectacular song and fight sequences, including a

group dance atop the Eiffel tower , and a brutal fistfight involving some fruit carts

and an eagle .

" What is the use of brown dinosaurs? So boring. We are going to have more

colorful dinosaurs - probably pink , lime-green and royal purple , "said someone

named Reddy .

When asked if they might also be candy-striped or polka-dotted , he angrily

retorted "What? Are you crazy? How can dinosaurs have patterns? " The film is

tentatively titled "Jurassic Alludu" , but producers are also toying with alternatives

like "Bobbili Dino" and "T-Rex No.1."