Girls are complex creatures

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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.

If you don’t, you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.

If you don’t, you are good for nothing.

If you visit her often, she feels it’s boring.

If you don’t, she accuses you of double-crossing.

If you are well-dressed, she says you are a playboy.

If you are not, you are a dull boy.

If you are jealous, she says it’s bad.

If you are not, she thinks you don’t love her.

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her.

If you don’t, she thinks you don’t like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait.

If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way.

If you kiss her rarely, she professes you are cold.

If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.

When you talk, she wants you to listen.

When you listen, she wants you to talk.

Shortly:

So simple, yet so complex.

So weak, yet so powerful.

So confusing, yet so desirable… …..

Women…..Sigh!