40th Wedding Anniversary

40th Wedding Anniversary

Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, When you die, I´m getting you a headstone that reads,

´Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever´.

Yeah she replies, When you die, I´m getting you a headstone that reads, Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.´