Wife & Husband Jokes

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Husband & Wife – Same Service

A husband visited a marriage counselor and said

"When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would

bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten

years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs

around barking."

"Why complain?" said the counselor.

" You're still getting the same service !"

Husband & Wife – Talk About Husband

One woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but

look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything

bad about him ?"

Husband & Wife – Love To Do

A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said,

"Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they

meet. Why don't you do that?"

"I would love to." Replied the husband.

" But I don't know her well enough ."

Husband & Wife – No Answer Back

A man was telling his friends.

"When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our

dogs and nobody dares answer her." One of his friends asked.

"And when you are angry, what do you do?" The man replied.

" I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them

dares to answer bac k.

Husband & Wife – Problem Father

"You looked troubled." I told my friend,

"what's your problem?" He replied,

"I'm going to be a father."

"But that's wonderful," I said.

" What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it ye t.