Telugu Jokes in English

Son : nenu school ki vallanu.

Mom : endukura.?

Son : pani chestanu…!

Mom : UKG chadivi emi pani chesthavura

Son : LKG girls ki tution chebutha…!!!

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Principal: write ur father name in english.

Student: temple steps water king.

Principal: are u joking.

Student: no sir, i am serious. my father name is gudi metla gangaraju

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Mummy:chintu aunty ki kiss ivvu.

son:nenu ivvanu.

mummy:enduku ra

son:mrng dady pedithe chepptho kottindi anduke.

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Banana: why are you crying?

Apple: all people cut eat me

Banana: you are better then me. all remove my dress eat me. siggutho chastunna