Redneck Dictionary Of Medical Terms

Artery - The study of paintings

Bacteria- Back door to cafeteria

Barium - What doctors do when patients die

Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan - Searching for kitty

Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.

Colic - A sheep dog.

Coma - A punctuation mark.

D&C - Where Washington is.

Dilate - To live long.

Enema - Not a friend.

Fester - Quicker than someone else.

Fibula - A small lie.