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    Online Funny Chatting Joke

    A Guy WAS chatting with a female (never met her directly) - Online chat. (Background, both are s/w engineers by the way and both work for real big MNC's )

    Hero: Hey...GM (Good Morning)... How's u doing today?

    Female: VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat

    Hero: wow...am honored, u know what, my day starts only when I find you on Chat

    Female: me too feel the same....Brb (be right back)'ll get some Coffee.

    Hero: OK(Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)

    Manager: Hey, I need some help from you

    Hero: [This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me

    Manager: Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?

    Hero: I would do that, but I think it's quite hard, is it ok with you, if I Give it by tomorrow evening.

    Manager: Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place]

    (Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for Female to Arrive. All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window....)

    Female: Hey, am back

    Hero: cool, you know what my manager does, She's kinda..... keeps asking stupid Things, tries to give me stupid work

    Female: Yeah, it's the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!

    Hero: u rite!!

    Female: Hey, can u do me a favor

    Hero: smiles sure, why not.

    Female: Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime Number; given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? Plzzz. You know it's real Urgent for me to work this out

    Hero: hey, that's a one-hour's work. Sure check Urmail in an hour from now. ok?

    Female: THIS IS WHAT I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE. NOW YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! AND ONE MORE POINT..... YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOW!!

     

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