Latest Funny SMS Collection

Very funny Virgin Rumor Santa was curious, he asked his friend Banta: "Was your wife a virgin when you married her?

Puzzled Banta replied, "I really don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."

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Yo come & leave things behind! See now what u have left?

You just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

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L= loss of money.

o= out of mind.

v= vaste of time.

e= end of life.

So don't love.

Only pass your time.

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Our friendship means a lot to me.

U cry i cry. U laugh i laugh.

U jump out of the window

I look down & then

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I laugh again

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2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls

Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now?

2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis,

I Will Marry Ur Sis