Just 4 fun

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Driving Styles.........

One hand on steering wheel,one hand out of window.

- Sydney

One hand on steering wheel,one hand on horn

- Japan

One hand on steering wheel,one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on

accelerator...

- Boston

Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in

terror

- New York

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to

someone in back seat

- Italy

One hand on horn, one hand on holding gear, one ear listening to loud

music, one ear on cell phone, one foot on accelerator, one foot on clutch,

nothing on brake , eyes on females in the next car,

- Welcome to INDIA!

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1.Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.

2.Both of you stand together separately.

3.Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am inside.

4.Will you hang the calendar or else i will hang myself.

5.I have 2 daughters both are girls.

6.Give me a blue pen of any color.

7.The prinicipal is revolving in the corridor.

8.All of u stand in a straight circle .

9.Open the window let the AIRFORCE come in.

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Johnny Johnny.... YES PAPA

Job in IT.... YES PAPA

Lot of Tension.... YES PAPA

Too Much Work... YES PAPA

Family Life....NO PAPA

Bp Sugar...HiGH PAPA

Yearly Bonus... JOKE PAPA

Annual Pay... LOW PAPA

Personal Life...LOST PAPA

Promation Incentive... HA... HA... HA...

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