How To Kill An....

Q. How To Kill An Ant? asked in exam for 5 marks.

student : Mix chilli powder with sugar & keep it outside ant's hole...after eating ant will search 4 some water near a water tank. push ant in to it...!

Now ant will go 2 dry itself near fire. wen it reaches near fire, put a bomb in2 fire...then u admit wounded ant in icu.

remove oxygen mask from its mouth & killd ant.... don't play with students.....!! we can kill the ant for 15 marks also...