Funny Software Development Quotes

* “The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time.” – Tom Cargill

* “A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.” – Mitch Ratcliffe

* “The gap between theory and practice is not as wide in theory as it is in practice.” – Author Unknown

* “Nine people can’t make a baby in a month.” – Fred Brooks

* “If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.” – Edsger Dijkstra