Funny Quotes About Women

A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.

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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

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I hate women because they always know where things are.

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A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

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Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.

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The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.

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Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money.

That was a true but incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.