Funny One Liner Jokes

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* All men are idiots, and I married their King.

* Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

* C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

* Death is hereditary.

* Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

* Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

* Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

* He who laughs last thinks slowest.

* I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

* Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

* Keep honking. I'm reloading.

* My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states.

* Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

* Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of its students.

* Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

* You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.