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Why did the nun cross the road?

Well, YOU try crossing yourself after being hit by a truck!

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It was a sunny Saturday, and the bus to Sesame Street was beginning its route. At the first stop, two young girls got on.

They were both quite a bit overweight.

The bus driver looks at them and says, "Hi! What're your names?"

"My name is Patty, " replies one.

"So is mine!" says the other.

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Boss: "Why aren't you working?"

Worker: "I didn't see you coming."

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College professor to class: "If there are any dumbbells in this class, please stand up."

After a short pause, a strapping youth in the back of the room rose.

"So, you consider yourself a dumbbell?" the professor asked.

"No, Sir," replied the youth,

"I just hated to see you standing there alone."