Funny Cricket Definitions

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APPEAL - What is left in the fruit bowl after the lunch break.

BAIL - What a batsman does immediately after getting out cheaply.

BLOCK HOLE - Cuwhitewith a strong Indian curry.

BOWL - Where APPEAL is kept.

BYE - Azharuddin's last words.

CENTURY - Average length of a Dravid innings.

DELIVER - Italian body organ.

DOUBLE CENTURY - Back to back Dravid innings.

LEG BREAK - Incentive for Indian batsmen if they cross bookies.

LEG BYE - Result of a particularly bad LEG BREAK.

LEG CUTTER - Utensil used in LEG BYE.

LEG STUMP - What`s left after a LEG BYE.

MISFIELD - Daughter of Mr Field.

NIGHT-WATCHMAN - Swiss timekeeper on late shift.

NON-STRIKER - Pacifist Indian batsman scoring a duck.

NOT OUT - A quiet night at home.

PLAY SAFE - To wear a condom while fielding.

RETIRE HURT - see Azharuddin.

RUN BETWEEN THE WICKETS - The result of an Indian curry.

SILLY POINT - Sunil Gavaskar's commentary.