Funny But True Definitions Of Designations

* Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test..

* Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

* Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

* Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.

* Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

* College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

* Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

* Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

* Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

* Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

* Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage ..