Family Funny Jokes

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One day a boy asked his grandpa "grandpa make a frog sound" The

grandfather asked why? The boy said, "Grandma says when you croak we

are going to Hawaii”

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Girl : "Mom, what is husband ?

Mom : "Beti, when you will grow & will become a good girl! you will get

one. "

Girl : "If I do not become good girl ?"

Mom : "Then you will get many !!!!! "

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A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will”

"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on

some machineand fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the

plug." His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.

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A couple, desperate to conceive a child, went to their priest and asked him

to pray for them. "I'm going on a sabbatical to Rome," he replied, "and

while I'm there, I'll light a candle for you." When the priest returned three

years later, he went to the couple's house and found the wife pregnant,

busily attending to two sets of twins. Elated, the priest asked her where her

husband was so that he could congratulate him. "He's gone to Rome, to

blow that candle out" came the harried reply.

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A young child walked up to her mother and stared at her hair. As mother

scrubbed on the dishes, the girl cleared her throat and sweetly asked;

"Why do you have some grey strands in your hair?" The mother paused

and looked at her daughter.

"Every time you disobey, I get one strand of grey hair. If you want me to

stay pretty, you better obey."

The mother quickly returned to her task of washing dishes. The little girl

stood there hinking. She cleared her throat again. "Mother?" She sweetly

asked again.

"Yes?" Her Mother replied. "Why is Grandma's hair all grey?"