Dont Touch My Daughter Joke

There was a men who is lost in a forest during a storm. He came to a house and knocked on the door.

A farmer came out and asked, "what the hell do you want?"

The man asked, "Could I spend a night here?"

"Sure, but you can't touch my daughter."

So the man was sleeping that night, when the daughter came in. And that night, they did it. The next night, they did it, too.

The next night, they did it, again. Until one night, the daughter said to the man, "I am tired of doing it in your room." So the man went to the daughter's room and did it.

The next night, they did it The next night, they did it, too The next night, they did it again. They have done it in every single room in the house EXECPT the father's room.

So one night they decided to go to the father's room and do it. When they went in, the father has fallen deep into sleep.

The man asked, "what the hell is that hairy thing in his bed?"

The daughter said, "it's his hairy ass"

So the man and the daughter were doing it in his room for 2 weeks and they loved it. But unfortunatly, one day, the father came to the man and go, "we need to talk."

"What, I didn't have love with your daughter!"

"I will tell you the truth, I don't care if you have love with my daughter anymore, just don't use my hairy ass as a score board!