Chiru Jokes-1

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Nuvvu T-shirt and short vesukoni velte....adi Yenda kaalam

Nuvvu godugu teesi kelte....adi vaana kaalam

Nuvvu sweater vesukoni velte...adi chali kaalam

Nuvvu balayya cinema chuste .....neeku poye kaalam...

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chiru: why r all these people running?

Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

chiru: If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

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Nenu 3 domalni champanu,

Nuvu kuda 3 domalni champu,

E msg ni maro muguriki pampu,

Vallani maro muguriki panpamanu

ela gunya, dengue ni arikadam

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Chiru standing on platform sudenly jumps on railway track.

MAN: Pothav ra

CHIRU: Poyedi nuvve,TRAIN plotform medaku vastundanta vinalada?

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Charan:Enti dad, Curry anta Toothpaste Taste vastundi?

Chiru : INtilo SALT aiypote colgate lo salt undani ade vesanu ra!

charan:Nuv keka

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Ram Charan Teja: IIT ki opposite word yenti dad.

chiru: UU coffee Ra

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CHIRU was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After

much thought he wrote : Yes !

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CHIRU wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.

Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.

Angry CHIRU: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!

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