Brothers Funny Jokes

Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.

Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.

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Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

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Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse.

Big Brother: Why?

Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

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Teacher: Whats this a picture of 1. ?

Class: Dont know, Miss.

Teacher: Its a kangaroo.

Class: Whats a kangaroo, miss ?

Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia.

Smallest boy: Wow, my sisters married one of them