Brahmanandam Jaffa Jokes

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Telecallers : Hi sir...we are calling from vodafone customer care...do u need

any of our services?

Brahmanandam : Haa...kavalanadi. oka quarter bottle, oka water bottle, two

plates biryani pampinchandi.....

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Omkar : Next mana munduku vastunna contestant Balayya from

anakapalli. Ithaniki dance jeevitham. Dance unte inkemi akkarledu.let's

welcome him...

Brahmanandam : Inka aapara nee sodhi. Dance unte inkemi akkarleda?

Ayithe roju thindi pettakunda dance chestu undamanu. Nuvvu nee jaffa

wigs. Mundu nee jaffa programs apara jaffa!

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Commentator : Gelichinanduku elaa feel avutunnaaru ?

Ricky Ponting : Happy gaa feel avutunnaanu.

Commentator : Team lo Gachibowli Diwakar lenanduke meeru gelichaarani

antha antunnaaru. Daaniki meeremi antaaru ?

Ricky Ponting : Gachibowli Diwakar ...evaru ithanu. Ee peru nenu eppudu

vinalede?

Brahmanandam : Apara...aapu...anthaku minchi oka maata maatlaadina

naaluka kosta. Politics chesi nannu thokkeyaka pothe mee pani

cheppevaadini appudu meeku ee Gachibowli Diwakar evaro ento telisedi

jaffa gallara...

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Ram Gopal Varma : Naa 7va eta nunde nenu devunni nammadam

maaneshaanu. Aa taruvaatha naa 10va eta devunni nammevaallani

nammadam maaneshaanu. Appati nundi nenu genius ayyaanu.

Brahmanandam : Aapara jaffa...janam ninnu nammadam maanesi chaalaa

kaalam ayyindi. Adi telusuko mundu. Nuvvu ni jaffa statements...

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Jr.ntr. Neeku vanda mandi kanabadutunnaremo. Naaku maatram okkade

kanabadutunnaadu.

Brahmanandam :Orey jaffa...manchi doctor ki choopinchuko. Andaru

kanabadutaaru.

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Kovai sarala : Era potti brahmam...facebook lo endarini jaffa giffa ani

edipistunnavanta...na chethilo thinna debbalu marchipoyaava..

Brahmanandam : Vammo...idochindenti...ippudu gaani deeniki

dorikaanante, nannu football adestundi....JUMP

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