Best Funny Drinking Quotes

* "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." --Unknown Author

* If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic. --Unknown Author

* "I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars - the rest I just squandered." --George Best

* "Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work."--Will Rogers

* "A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts." --Unknown Author

* "Don't bother trying to join the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. It turns out they're apparently against all three." --Wiley

* "Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat."--Alex Levine

* "Beer - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine."--Anonymous

* "Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle of vodka at my feet, if I shall die before I wake tell my friends I drank it straight."--Unknown

* "Being half drunk is just another way of saying -your almost there-." --Unknown Author

* "Always remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser." --Unknown Author