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    Bar Chatup

    A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

    After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

    To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

    Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.

    Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

    After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.

    She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."

    To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200!!!"

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