90 Year Old Man

90 year man: My 18 year wife is pregnant, your opinion doctor?

Dr: Let me tell you a story..

A hunter in a hurry, grabs an umbrella instead of gun. He moves in to the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle & bang... the lion drops dead.!

Old man: That's impossible, someone else must have shot the lion.

Dr: Exactly!