Short Animal Jokes

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Q: Why are fish so smart?

A: Because they live in schools.

Q: What do you call 13 bunnies in a row, hopping backwards?

A: A receding hairline!

Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A: A headbanger.

Q: How did the police scare the bugs away?

A: They called for the S.W.A.T. team.

Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?

A: Hip-Hop!

Q: What do you give a sick bird?

A: Tweetment!

Q: What do you get when you cross a high chair and a bird?

A: A stool pigeon.

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?

A: They are always stuffed!

Q: Why are dogs like phones?

A: Because they have collar IDs.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

A: Because there was a KFC on the other side!

Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?

A: Pleased to eat you.

Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow.

A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.