Funny Indian Politics Quotes

* Politics is just show business for ugly people.

* Somebody start talking about politics so I can fall back asleep...

* Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

* The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

* In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.

* One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

* You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

* A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

* Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

* In war, you can only be killed once, but in politics, many times.