Funny Email Typo

Below is a genuine email send out to staff at an unnamed company. 

To: All Staff Subject.

Copier Please, please please please please.

I am begging - keep any and all paper clips away from the copier!

We have had two service calls in the last few days removing paper clips, staples and a binder clip from the innards of the copier.

PLEASE be really really really really careful around the copier.

Especially the document handler, which seems to suck clits like a vacuum cleaner.

Thanks for your help.