Facebook Funny Jokes

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just found out that if you hold Ctrl and w for 10 seconds it turns your Facebook page from Blue to Red.

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You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.

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One of my mom’s rules growing up was never to write on walls, well apparently Facebook doesn’t have that rule.

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If someone throws a rock at you, throw a flower back at them, but, make sure the flower is still in the pot.

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Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know.

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Q: Why is Facebook like Jail?

A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!

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When you really want to slap someone, do it and say “mosquito.”

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Men are like BLUETOOTH connection, when UR beside them they stay connected but when you are away they search for new devices.

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Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots..

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My parents told me: “You’ve got to stop watching so much TV, and read more!” so I turned on the subtitles.

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Lary is wondering if they could invent a self cleaning oven, why can’t they invent a self cleaning house?

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Q: Why is a survey, proving Facebook users have lower grades than non-users pointless?

A: Because Facebook users tell everyone how stupid they are with their status updates on a daily basis!

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When someone adds me as a friend on Facebook, the first thing I do is go through all their pictures.