Educational Joke

At graduation, everybody is going to get their diploma but Tom.

At the assembly Tom’s entire senior class screams “Let Tom graduate, let Tom graduate!” The principal in a moment of weakness agrees to give Tom one last chance.

“If I have five peaches in my left hand and five peaches in my right hand, Tom, how many peaches do I have?” he asked.

Tom thought long and hard and then said: “ten.”

And the entire senior class stood up and shouted.

“Give Tom another chance. Give Tom another chance!”