Bill Gates Married Joke

Bill Gates in his early thirties decided that he should get married. He puts a personal ad in a newspaper and he only gets one reply. What the heck, he says and meets the woman. She is ok, so after a few weeks they get married.

On the first night of their marriage, Bill was hoping to have the greatest time of his life. He got himself stark naked in the bathroom, admired his body (!) in the mirror and walked into the bedroom where his wife was waiting.

After a few minutes of foreplay, she turns to him and says: "Gee, now I know why you call your company 'Micro-Soft'."