Adult Jokes of The Day

An angry Husband returned to home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.

What are you doing he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover, I told you naa that he is a stupid.

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A man tells his friends that his 5 year old son is very badmash (naughty), because he made our housemaid pregnant! Ask how?

Badmash punctured all my C**doms with a pin.

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A prostitute goes to a bank to deposit a 1000 rupee note.

The Teller says, sorry madam, the note is fake. Ohmy God! Exclaimed the pr*statute, I have been raped.

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A couple that just met in a singles bar is having s*x. The girl asks the boy, you haven’t got AIDS, Have you? He replies no. She responds, Oh! Thank goodness, I don’t want to get that again.

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Husband asks his wife “What do you like, my charming face or my S*xy body?” She takes a good look at his body from top to toe and replied “Your sence of humour”.

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Q : What did the blondes mum say to her before her date? A : If you are not in bed by 12, come home.