A for Apple Joke

Teacher takes Hindi class. Student named Ali disturbs her by saying some thing.

Ali: madam maine “abc” yaad karlee..

Madam : ok , to sunaonaa..

Ali : abcdefghijklemnopqrstuvwxyz…..

Madam : arey aise nahee ….aise suna A for apple..

Ali : ok madam….

A for apple.

B for bada apple.

C for chhota apple.

D for dusra apple.

E for ek aur apple.

F for fokat ka apple.

G for gol apple.

H for hazaar apples I for itney saarey apple?

J for jaao nahi khaanaa hai apple

K for kaise nahi khaayenge apple

L for lena padhega tumko apple

M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne saare apple

N for naa nahi kehte, kyunke itne sare apples hai naa

O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apples

P for peth bhar khaao apple

Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple

R for roz agar khaao tum apple, sehad acchha rahegaa

S for sehetmand rahoge agar tum aur apples khaavooge

T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple

U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple

V for very tasty hai yeh apple

W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple

X for X’mas mei bhii Hi! khana padenge apple

Y for yun na chehra phero dekhkey apple

Z for zaraasa aur khaalo apple aur………..