15 Funny Definitions of Kiss

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Don't get too much into this.. the various "kiss theories".

Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is infinity because it's two divided by nothing.

Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of

the heart.

Prof. of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two

hearts.

Prof. of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris

muscles in the state of contraction.

Prof. of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic. Prof. of Zoology: Kiss is

the interchange of salivary.

Prof. of Accountancy: Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when

returned.

Prof. of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always

higher than the supply.

Prof. of Statistic: Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital

statistics of 36-24-36.

Prof. of Philisophy: Kiss is persecution for the child, ectasy for the youth

and homage for the old.

Prof. of English: Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjuction; it is more

common than proper; it is spoken in the pural and it is applicable to all.

Prof.of Architecture: Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between

the two dymanic objects.

Prof. of Comp. Science: What is a kiss? It looks to be an undefined

variable.