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Some Nice Santa Jokes

    Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
    Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

    Santa: I have swallowed a key.
    Doctor: When?
    Santa: 3 months back!
    Doctor: What were you doing till now?
    Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost that too.

    Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
    Santa: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

    Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
    Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

     Santa was drawing money from ATM.
     Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****.
     Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.

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