Some Jokes for 40 Year Olds

Some Jokes for 40 Year Olds

Here are a few basic examples of jokes for 40 year olds.

* I wanted a whistle for my 40th birthday but my wife bought me an inhaler instead.

* I told my wife I wanted a fast car that went from 0 to 250 in 5 seconds. She bought be a brand new bathroom scale!

* Lastly, here’s a cheeky one: Don’t worry; you don’t look a day over 50.