If Microsoft Ran a Restaurant

( G ) uest : Waiter!
( W ) aider : Hello, my name is Bill and I will be your server tonight. You stay may be monitored for quality control reasons. First, may I have your address and phone number? Good, now what can I do for you?
G : There's a fly in my soup
W : Leave the restaurant and come back in. Possibly the fly will not be there the next time
G : No, the fly is still there...
W : Maybe you are eating the soup incorrectly, try it with the fork
G : Even if I use the fork, the fly is still there!
W : Does the dish fit the soup? what kind of dish are you using?
G : A SOUP DISH!
W : Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem. How was the soup dish delivered?
G : You brought the soup dish on a serving dish, but what does that have to do with the fly in my soup?
W : Can you remember everything, before you realized there was a fly in your soup?
G : I sat down and ordered the soup of the day.
W : Have you considered switching to the latest soup of the day?
G : You have more then one soup of the day?
W : Yes, we change the soup of the day hourly
G : Ok, what is the current soup of the day?
W : The current soup of the day is tomato soup
G : Great, bring me the current soup of the day and the check - I'm running late by now.... The waiter brings the soup and the check
W : Here is the soup and the check.
G : But that is potato soup?
W : Yes, the tomato soup got delayed by about 6 months while we try to remove some lumps...
G : Fine, I'm so hungry, I'll eat the potato soup...
The waiter leaves
G : Waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup!....................
INVOICE
Soup of the day : $ 4 0. 0
Upgrade to the new soup of the day : $ 2 0. 0
Support : $ 2 0 0. 0
Defect in the soup of the day with no surcharge ( to be changed with tomorrow's soup )