Top Ten Reasons "Men Prefer Computers to Women"

Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Computers to Women Latest Jokes and Comics IT Jokes with   explanations

 

Top Ten Reasons "Men Prefer Computers to

 

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10.) Computers have "help" text when you get confused.

9.) When you get tired of a computer, you can shut it off.

8.) Your friends will always tell you, you could have a better one.

7.) Booting a computer is not a punishable offense.

6.) You can get upgrades without going to a plastic surgeon.

5.) "Cheap" and "Fast" are good attributes in a computer.

4.) Nobody stares if you finger a computer in your office.

3.) A computer doesn't get mad if you play with someone else's computer.

2.) It only takes a couple of seconds to turn one on. AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON..........

1.) Computers will take a 3-1/2 floppy & be happy about it.