Top Ten Reasons "Men Prefer Computers to

Women"

10.) Computers have "help" text when you get confused.

9.) When you get tired of a computer, you can shut it off.

8.) Your friends will always tell you, you could have a better one.

7.) Booting a computer is not a punishable offense.

6.) You can get upgrades without going to a plastic surgeon.

5.) "Cheap" and "Fast" are good attributes in a computer.

4.) Nobody stares if you finger a computer in your office.

3.) A computer doesn't get mad if you play with someone else's computer.

2.) It only takes a couple of seconds to turn one on. AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON..........

1.) Computers will take a 3-1/2 floppy & be happy about it.