I M Married !!!

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I M Married !!!

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits n falls down on d floor.
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He prays that they should not have a fight.
He finds a note near the table…"Honey..your favorite break fast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy grocery… i’ll cum running back to you, my love. I love you. … ”
He gets surprised and asks his son.. "what happened last night..?"
Son told… "when mom pulled you 2 bed and tried removing your boots and shirt.. you were dead drunk and you said… 'Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone…I M Married !!!”

So I request you frnzz neva cheat your bf/gf/husband/wife