RABRI DEVI, SONIA GANDHI AND JAYALALITHA

Rabri Devi, Sonia Gandhi and Jayalalitha were flying together in a plane. They were just talking among themselves when Rabri said:  'I have this 100 rupee note. If I drop this from the plane then it will fall on the ground and one Indian will pick it up and so I can make one Indian happy.
So Sonia pulled out two 50 rupee notes and said: If I drop these two 50 rupee notes, I can make two Indians happy.
Lastly Jaya pulled out 100 one rupee notes and said: 'If I can drop all 100 one rupee notes, then I can make 100 Indians happy.'
Seeing all this hypocrisy the pilot could not resist himself and said: 'If I can drop all three of you from the plane, I can make one billion Indians happy'.