Indian Toilet Paper

An Indian walks into a 24/7 corner shop and asks for toilet
paper. The clerk asks if he would like No Name, Charmin, or
White Cloud.
"White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the
Indian. "How much is it?"
"$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.
"That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about
the others?"
"Charmin is $2.00 a roll and No Name is 50 cents a roll."
The Indian doesn't have much money so he opts for the no name.
The next day the indian is back at the 24/7. "I have a name for
the No Name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall
call it John Wayne."
"Why?" asks the confused clerk.
"Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no shit off
an Indian."