Political Softwarism

Chandrababuism:  You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.
Jayalalithaism: You have two cows. You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa..." and fall at your feet.
Karunanidhiism: You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew ...
Gandhism: You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk. Indiraism You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.
Lalooism: You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.
Rajnikantism: You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth. Rajivism You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.