Horse's Patoot

A man walked into a Texas bar and ordered a beer just as President Clinton came on the TV. After a few sips he looked up at the screen and mumbled, "Now there's the biggest horse's patoot I've ever seen."
Immediately a customer at the end of the bar got up, walked over, decked him, and left.
A few minutes later, the man was finishing his beer when Hillary Clinton appeared on the TV.
"Nope, I was wrong. She's the biggest horse's patoot I've ever seen," he said.
A customer from the other end of the bar got up, walked over, and knocked him off his stool again.
"Darnit!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be Clinton country."
"Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"