Nobel Prize

Herolal is driving down the Delhi-Amritsar highway, when he spots Bhola standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Bhola is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

Herolal gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Bhola and asks him, "Excuse me, what are you doing?"

Bhola replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks Herolal, puzzled.
"Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are out standing in their field."

Happy Friendship Day Funny Jokes, Funny Quotes Messages

   A single candle can illuminate an entire room. A true friend lights up an entire lifetime. Thanks for the bright lights of ur friendship.

    Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

    Friends are like fishes.
    U have to sit patiently for a long timeto catch a good one.
    Just like I caught u.
    so better stay nice otherwiseI will FRY YOU..;)

    Friendship is a little more trust,
    A little less try,
    A little more laugh,
    And a little less cry,
    A little more WE and a little less I.
    Happy Friendship Day!!!

    Love belongs 2 boy & girl
    Study belongs 2 teacher & student
    Life belongs 2 husband & wife but
    FRIENDSHIP belongs 2 two sweet hearts like"U" & "ME"

    If you open my heart, guess what u r gonna see? It's U. True friends are hard to find so I kept u.

    I might run out of cute graphics to send u, but I'll never run out of this: care 4 u

    Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

    I won't promise to be ur friend forever, coz I won't live that long. But let me be ur friend as long as I live

    A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

    Phulon se khubsurat koi nahi,
    Sagar se gehara koi nahi,
    Ab aapki kya tariff karu,
    Dosto mein aap jaisa Dost koi nahi…

    Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye,
    Saathi to who hain jo jeevan ke kuch palon mein hi jeevan bhar ka saath de jayee 

     I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends

     On a silent night when friends are few, I close my eyes and think of you, a silent night, a silent tear, a silent wish, that your were here!